Funny QuotesIt all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.324 views Sam ThomasNovember 25, 2017It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.– Jay London
Sam ThomasNovember 25, 2017 Funny QuotesWhat contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? 246 views
Sam ThomasNovember 25, 2017 Funny QuotesYou can do anything with bayonets except sit on them. 250 views
Funny Quotes I’m an optimist; but an optimist who carries a raincoat. Sam ThomasNovember 25, 20171.5K views I’m an optimist; but an optimist who carries a raincoat. – Harold Wilson
Funny Quotes If you don’t mind; it doesn’t matter. Sam ThomasNovember 25, 2017766 views If you don’t mind; it doesn’t matter. – Jack Benny
Funny Quotes Flattery is like cologne water; to be smelt; not swallowed. Sam ThomasNovember 25, 2017603 views Flattery is like cologne water; to be smelt; not swallowed. – Josh Billings