Funny QuotesIf you cannot get rid of the family skeleton; you may as well make it dance.221 views Sam ThomasNovember 25, 2017If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton; you may as well make it dance.– George Bernard Shaw
Sam ThomasNovember 25, 2017 Funny QuotesCalifornia is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. 283 views
Funny Quotes I’m an optimist; but an optimist who carries a raincoat. Sam ThomasNovember 25, 20171.5K views I’m an optimist; but an optimist who carries a raincoat. – Harold Wilson
Funny Quotes If you don’t mind; it doesn’t matter. Sam ThomasNovember 25, 2017766 views If you don’t mind; it doesn’t matter. – Jack Benny
Funny Quotes Flattery is like cologne water; to be smelt; not swallowed. Sam ThomasNovember 25, 2017602 views Flattery is like cologne water; to be smelt; not swallowed. – Josh Billings