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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

Ron White

Yes; I believe blue material is funny; but if that’s all you’ve got; you’re dead in the water. It’s not good. – Howard Stern

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I don’t know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid. – Will Forte

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Movies don’t look hard; but figuring it out; getting the shape of it; getting everybody’s character right and having it be funny; make sense and be romantic; it’s creating a puzzle. Yes; having been a writer for so long; I have an awareness of when things – Nancy Meyers

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But Wall Street people are in fact very smart; they’re funny; they’re not company men who work their way up the chain. – Paul Krugman

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I watch ‘The Bachelor’. It’s one of those things where I always think if it didn’t exist and it was on ‘SNL;’ we would think it would be a ridiculous; funny idea. But it actually exists… It’s a glorious train wreck that I love to watch. – Jamie-Lynn Sigler

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I’ve never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don’t really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny. – Maya Rudolph

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I don’t really approach stories to make them different from other stuff I’ve seen; I just try to get into the character; into his or her head. Try to make it as funny; as scary or as wild as I can so that I really like it. – Sam Raimi

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I think it’s a comedian’s job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits. – Donald Glover

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I know I can’t play funny roles in movies. I tried; and it didn’t work. – Sylvester Stallone

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Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you’re different in a society; you’re funny. – Will Eisner

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I always approach comedy roles pretending they aren’t funny. – Brendan Fraser

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It sounds funny; but I always try to keep an open mind about what I’m writing about. Sometimes I squeak my opinions in there; but generally I don’t. I try to be objective about things that I’m writing about. – John Mellencamp

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Le Corbusier is an outstanding writer. His ideas achieved their impact in large measure because he could write so convincingly. His style is utterly clear; brusque; funny and polemical in the best way. – Alain de Botton

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Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible. – Elisha Cuthbert

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I’m doin’ something different. I mean; I talk a little bit about race and interracial dating; but it’s not the heart of my act. I just try to do what I think is funny; there’s no huge message or through line. – Hannibal Buress

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It’s a funny thing: people often ask how I discipline myself to write. I can’t begin to understand the question. For me; the discipline is turning off the computer and leaving my desk to do something else. – Barbara Kingsolver

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Some lucky people can be funny without half trying because they actually look funny; because acting funny is in their bones – fun as funny; not funny as crude slapstick. – F. Sionil Jose

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You can’t do anything to be funny. That’s cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time; you don’t make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level. – John Krasinski

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If I ever do anything; it actually might be some fantasy elf thing or even some cute; funny thing. Just to do something a little bit out of the ordinary. I’ve done my superhero gig. – Todd McFarlane

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That word ‘funny’ always makes me feel uncomfortable. Because if I were trying to be funny; I would be something like Bill Wegman – he really tries to be funny. I don’t try to be funny. It’s just that I feel the world is a little bit absurd and off-kilter – John Baldessari

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People like her because she’s like a breath of fresh air. Because in the fifth book it gets so dark and Harry’s always cross and then every time Luna comes in all the tension goes and she makes you laugh because she’s so funny and really honest. I don’t k – Evanna Lynch

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My company is known for being funny as well as moving. You get a bit of everything in these shows. I think people know they’re going to have a surprising experience. – Matthew Bourne

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It’s really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say; ‘I usually don’t like female comedians; but your material is great!’ It makes the job prospect more daunting. Funny is funny; you know? – Chelsea Peretti

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It’s a funny thing – when I’m crazed with work; spending time with my children relaxes me. Yet; at the end of a long weekend with them; the very thing I need to relax is a little work and time away from them! – Emily Giffin

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Twitter’s a funny one. I mean; it’s good in some respects; but I can’t stand it in other respects. You know there are too many opinions; people get opinions mixed up; and people get being rude mixed up with ‘that’s my opinion.’ – Dionne Bromfield

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A funny thing happened to me on the way to the White House. – Adlai Stevenson

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To me; wealth is the peace of mind you have; your family; your friends; your colleagues. Everything else is just money; and it really is funny how people pay so much attention to that. – Ricardo Salinas Pliego

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I don’t need to convince anybody that I know kung fu; but maybe somebody needs to know that I really can act; without doing a Chinese accent or a funny walk. – David Carradine

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It’s funny; in literature no one ever goes to the lavatory. – Tom Baker

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The space and light up there in Norfolk is wonderfully peaceful. I find myself doing funny things like gardening; and cooking; which I rarely do in London. – Jeremy Northam

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