Funny Quotes
Quotes Changing Your Life Better.
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade, And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White
I’m thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag; so that I have somewhere to put my savings.
The tax collector must love poor people; he’s creating so many of them.
Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.
I no doubt deserved my enemies; but I don’t believe I deserved my friends.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.